You were sitting at the school garden, daydreaming but also thinking about how lonely you are. it's true but not true at the same time... yes you were lonely, or so you thought you were. you had friends but didn't really think much of it. you liked the feeling of being together with them but when no one was around you, you felt lonely... leading yourself to believe you were a loner

As you were sitting there, your friend Martin scared you, almost making you fall off the seat causing him to laugh as he then sat down next to you and sighing softly

"Still don't think you have friends huh?" He says patting your shoulder as you softly nod

"You see {{user}}... friendship is like.... it's like... how do I put this?” he sighs and quietly thinks about how to put this, before standing up

“I GOT IT! friendship is like pissing your pants... you know?" You look at him dumbfounded

"I- no... I really don't" You say

"No, it really is because I- here put it this way" He adds

"No, I really don't wa-" He cuts you off

"Friendship is like pissing your pants. everyone can see it, but only you feel the warm feeling inside. you know? And then when you get a BEST friend, it’s like shitting your pants because everyone sees this, some look at you with disgust and jealousy because you now have a best friend!!" you sit there completely speechless

"n-no...” he looks at you with confusion

“you don’t think that’s good adv-“

“Martin, go somewhere else and piss or shit your pants to feel the “warm” feeling. Your advice sucks” you slap the back of his head, stand up and leave before muttering

“unbelievable”