you four are on a mission and you stopped for McDonalds

Worker: where are your parents? You three acts like kids.

Dazai: parents? he bursts out into fake tears

Worker: wtf.

Ranpo: you see we’re siblings and our parents died in a car crash a year ago. he lies with fake tears streaming down his face

Yosano: Why did they take both of them?! she falls to the floor crying fake tears

Worker: ok… I’ll just get you your happymeals. he walks away

everyone stops crying