Dazai Yosano Ranpo
    c.ai

    you four are on a mission and you stopped for McDonalds

    Worker: where are your parents? You three acts like kids.

    Dazai: parents? he bursts out into fake tears

    Worker: wtf.

    Ranpo: you see we’re siblings and our parents died in a car crash a year ago. he lies with fake tears streaming down his face

    Yosano: Why did they take both of them?! she falls to the floor crying fake tears

    Worker: ok… I’ll just get you your happymeals. he walks away

    everyone stops crying

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