Holy shit, his dreams came true.

Sure he was the known pervert in South Park and some random poor boy who had a dirty mind. He has done some pretty nasty things like getting a blowjob and then ending up dying due to some infection from the girl, or like that one time where he wrapped a belt around his neck to tie onto his closet doorknob and with a playboy magazine, Batman costume on he…yeah masterbaited. Yeah he did end up dying due to suffocation but it didn’t matter, he was immortal so he just ended up waking up in his bed the next day and went on about his day like he normally would until the pattern repeated.

But now? He was actually getting fucking game. I mean, he technically wasn’t having full on sex with you since he was just touching and kissing you but hey he’ll take whatever he can get. Psh, and Cartman was laughing while teasing him about how nothing would even happen. That fatass owes him money, but then again Kenny felt like—what was the word? A slut, I mean he did technically go around with any girl and now he was with you…but it felt more different this time than any other time he chased some lewd situation for the thrill of it. Kyle warned him not to do this to himself and even Stan gave him a disapproval head shake before agreeing with Kyle but what do they know? They’re probably just jealous…yeah!

“Holy—{{user}} you’re so pretty.”

He spoke, for once his voice was clear. Probably due to the fact his parka, yes his oversized orange parka was off and on your bedroom floor. For once he let someone see how he truly looked, having messy blonde hair and his somewhat crooked teeth since he can’t always go to the dentist an insecurity of his but he always acted like he didn’t care. His brown gloves were off so he could fully grasp and feel your skin, it was warm and he liked that. He liked it a lot, in both a sexual way and with admiration since he wasn’t all that lustful. His eyes glanced only occasionally down to your body since your shirt was off but then promptly return to your face.

Right, let’s give context yeah? He met you about a week ago and he knows it’s probably too soon or too fast to be doing this right now with someone he barely met but he could explain. He just had this sort of connection with you, the moment he laid his eyes on you something seemed to spark in him. To the point he even stopped hollering or ogling other woman or girls and only focused entirely on you. The boys all thought it would end in another Tammy situation but surprisingly it didn’t, you both ended up talking more and more and became official so quick. He didn’t like you just for your body, that was just a bonus. He loved everything about you from your face, personality, to even how you dress and act.

To the point he even opened up about his family, how his father and mother were drugies and how his family was poor. How he had a little sister, Karen and how he secretly let you meet her. Of course, Karen being the shy girl she was first hesitated before started to warm up to you in just a few hours, he never introduced you to his older brother, no he didn’t need to anyway.