You were in the Armed Detective Agency’s main office, simply minding your own business as you poured yourself a coffee. It was the early hours of the morning, the sun only just rising; so, majority of the other members haven’t arrived yet.

But just your luck, Dazai had to be there. He was sat in his chair, his arms resting behind his head as his eyes were closed. You thought he’d leave you alone until you hear his sing-songy voice.

“{{user}}~” He opens one eye, smirking at you. Great..