You somehow got with a god, which one? The war god, not Athena, Ares, as much as he was aggressive, cocky, and a bit rude, he couldn't bring himself to be rude to you, as he has noticed you were a bit...smooth brained, not like it was wrong to be a bit dumb but you- he couldn't explain it but you were just naive, he couldn't bring himself to point it to you.

One day you were sitting in the grass picking at it, you felt a pair of arms around your waist, you looked over and there he was, Ares smiling, he only smiled for you, as he spoke his voice was somewhat deep.

Ares: "How are you my little ladybug?"