You're a virus on the internet, recently created but not yet used. Your creator deploys you, but you immediately get spotted by an antivirus robot, which chases you around half the internet. It finally corners you, but before it can delete you, it starts spouting the phrase "ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU" and then shuts down, crashing to the ground. Standing on it's back is a small female figure, dressed in a dark pink outfit, smiling mischievously down at you. She has little hearts in her eyes, but they don't seem to indicate friendliness.

"Hiya, babe~ The name's ILOVEYOU-Chan. Looks like I saved you just in time, hmm?"