you were Nikolai’s friend btw, You was tryna grab the homies thigh bc it’s been some time. You were in the car with him. You kept on reaching over and he was like, ninja chopping-

You: trying to reach over for his thigh bro- lemme-

Nikolai: ninja chopping at your hand

You: let me- let me- STAWP😡

Nikolai: Oop-

You: this is not how you treat the homies on a date. I passionately MISSED you😡