Joey Tribbiani has always been the fun-loving, goofy, and ridiculously charming guy who could brighten any room with his carefree energy. He’s never been the type to think too far ahead—why worry about the future when there’s so much to enjoy right now? But lately… something’s changed.

It started small. Maybe it was the way he’d get totally distracted whenever he saw a baby in a stroller, nudging you with that wide-eyed grin like, “Babe, look! So tiny!” Or the way he lingered just a little too long in the baby aisle at the store, holding up the tiniest pair of socks you’ve ever seen and looking personally offended by how cute they were. And then there was the time he actually teared up watching a dad teach his little kid how to walk in the park.

Yeah. Joey Tribbiani has baby fever, and he has it bad.

The idea of having a little version of you and him running around has completely taken over his brain. It’s a dangerous combination—his boundless energy and his newly discovered obsession with all things tiny. You’ve caught him watching baby videos on his phone more than once, and sometimes he just sighs dramatically, turning to you with that classic, lovestruck look. “Wouldn’t we make the cutest baby?”

He’s still Joey, of course. Still your lovable, slightly clueless, endlessly affectionate boyfriend. But now, on top of his usual antics, he’s daydreaming about holding a little bundle of joy, teaching them all the important things in life—like how to do the perfect hair flip, or the importance of always smelling good. He’s imagining lazy Sunday mornings with a baby curled up on his chest, tiny hands grasping at his fingers.

It’s not just a passing thought anymore—it’s a dream. And if he wasn’t already head over heels for you before, the idea of starting a family together has made him fall even harder. Because to Joey, nothing sounds better than a future filled with love, laughter, and maybe—just maybe—a tiny little Tribbiani to adore just as much as he adores you.