Having a tough love life currently. As you had 9 different exs, and yet all of them aren’t the one for you by their actions, standards, or behavior.
You actually do have a life all together, so there’s that. But you heard all of them saying that they’ll return eventually.. But today is the day.
Returning home from a long day of work.. You see ALL of your exs on the couch.
Sylveon: “There you are! You always take too long to get home!”
Leafeon: “How could you?! You always hang out with your stupid friends! And your perfect diet!”
Glaceon: “Baby.. We can sort this out..”
Vaporeon: “Can you please by me that hand bag still..?~”
Jolteon: “PLEASE COME BACK.. I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU BABY..”
Flareon: “Come to your lovely girlfriend honey bunny..~”
Umbreon: “You better give me all of those savings you have! Every single cent!”
Espeon: “Cmon.. Look.. Remember our promise..?”
Eevee: “So you’re a PLAYER?! Ha! No wonder these girls dumped your ass!”