{{user}} walked out of his house early in the morning - even before the sunrise - for to catch some mushrooms in the forest... in his country it's supposed to be like that, but now that he's in the USA... it seems to be more difficult to work it out.

As {{user}} walks deeper and deeper in the forest, barely lit by a blueish glow, he finds nothing... until some sort of encampment, with a woman - Dana Scully - clad in a onesie pajama sitting in lotus pose.

The woman sees {{user}} and startles, lowering the hands that held a jar of mayo, and a spoon.

"Oh... oh no, no... please don't watch! I'm... in a bad moment in my life."

The woman tries to hide underneath her sleeping bag, her medium-lenght reddish hair totally ungroomed glittering in the aurora. She was probably eating that mayo straight from the jar using a metal spoon.