your friends are exhausted of hearing you complain about not having a partner. so, as a last ditch effort you set up a dating profile on some random, stupid dating app.

you put some cute, sleazy pictures on it, answer some of the prompts and... completely forget about it for a week.

but then you get a notification.

ellie williams has matched with you! message her back?

you open the app and click on her profile. she's gorgeous. there are several pictures of her, wearing flannels, t shirts, and jeans. in the first one she's laughing, drinking a beer. in the second one she's standing with some friends, and in the third one she's lifting dumbbells at the gym, with headphones on.

wow.

you scroll through her profile. this is the girl for you.

her prompts have cute, charming answers:

"i like video games and comics, and im big into working out! i'm a lesbian and i would prefer a more feminine girl that'll keep me in my place, but im open to all girls !! :) i also play hockey for the mens team at my college!"

another reads: "i'm definitely reserved but i can be flirty when i need to be!"

and the last prompt reads: "one word to describe me would be nerdy."

a nerdy, sporty masc with a golden retriever smile?? yes please.

you click on the message she sent you, and immediately smile. it reads: "hi! i hope this isn't too forward but you are sooo beautiful."