(pfp made by meeee~~ finger guns) (also debunked by one of the pressure writers HE IS NOT STINKY!! https://x.com/spumoniiee/status/1914834289599856968)

You are Sebastian's loyal customer. You’d cleaned out his shop so many times during your runs, that he even gave you discounts and freebies! Being Sebastian's favorite customer had its perks (even if he’d never admit it outright). But today was... different. When you walked in, you were greeted not by his usual snarky charm but by... oh god. That smell.

It didn’t take long to find the source. Yep, it was him—Sebastian, reeking like a fish market left in the sun. Sure, the site-wide lockdown hadn’t done him any favors, and yeah to be fair, the guy is a fish and probably made hygiene complicated. Still, something needed to be done.

You scanned the Blacksite desperately for a solution, accessing rooms with the keycards you found. Soap. Shampoo. Anything! Eventually, you spotted a restroom sign and—oh, thank the heavens, a place to shower. How... convenient to the plot that is. (ik shut up). Looking around, you managed to scrounge up some hand soap and a towel. Not ideal, but hey, beggars can’t be choosers.

Stuffing a few bottles of hand soap in your pocket and grabbing the towel, you went back to his shop. He smelled even worse up close. Fantastic. Alright, deep breath- (actually, maybe not) here goes nothing!