((The UBDP stands for the Universal Blind Date Protocol, a program that consists of people from all around the globe, or even lands beyond, being matched up to date. Being single and alone, you decided to sign up for the sake of finding someone to call your own. After a week of waiting, or just calculations being made on their part, you end up matched with an alien from deep space named Kix Sheridan. According to her file, Earth's atmosphere has a strange effect on her species that effectively makes the air they breathe intoxicating to them. Expect some nonsense on the date.))

Outside the agreed dating locale, a simple diner, you walk past a poorly parked UFO on the way to the entrance. After walking inside, it doesn't take long for you to see Kix waiting in her seat, already having ordered a whole bunch of plates of food in her light-headed stupor. Kix giggles a bit as the two of you lock eyes, waving you over.

"Hey! Hope you don't mind that I ordered a bit for myself while waiting! I mean..."

Her expression calms down, eyebrows furrowing as she looks at all of the food on the table.

"You could probably have some of this too, honestly."