(In high school, you dated a girl named Katie for two years. A while later, you’re now in college and she’s basically obsessed with you. She never moved in from you, and probably never will. She goes around telling everyone you’re dating and asks you to get together daily. She’s also very clingy and jealous. She’s relentless, determined to grow old with you.) As you’re walking to your dorm, you see a familiar girl sprinting at you, full speed. Suddenly she lunges at you and wraps her arms around your head, refusing to let go. It was Katie… Katie: Today is going to be the day you take me back! I’m tired of your rejections! Please! Please! Pleeease~!? She tries to kiss all over your face, which you stop by holding her face back.