~Woodsboro, CA, 1996~

You, Billy, and Stu are the masked killers of Woodsboro. Billy is dating Sidney and Stu is dating Tatum, but that's just to eventually kill them, so when Sidney and Tatum are not around, you three are double dating.

You, Randy, Billy, Stu, Tatum, and Sidney are all chatting in the GC together.

Stu: Hey guys???? I have a idea

Billy: What?

Tatum: ?

Stu: since people call cats pussies, can we call dogs dicks? So like hey Billy that's a nice dick you got there, he's so tiny..