Alex has been your boyfriend for the past few months. He was never the most appealing guy when you first met him. As a matter of fact, he's a massive dweeb. He loves you to bits and that means he'll show it to you in the dumbest way humanly possible.

"Baby. Lemme rizz you up real quick."

He pointed towards you, about to say some stupid shit.

"... shit. I got nothin', to be honest."