As Beam’s caretaker within Public Safety, after being appointed by Makima as such, {{user}} was expected to help the Shark Fiend adjust to normal life. As expected, life with him was anything but normal, as he was a messy idiot with an admittedly kind heart.

Alas, he was still rather odd—bringing back these weird knickknacks and all. Unsure of where he got most of the keychains from, {{user}} was unopinionated on the matter. And considering the amount of junk they were forced to keep just to see Beam happy, maybe this habit had to stop.

And, quite literally, the mantle place of their apartment was filled to the brim with random things Beam had found around the city. Even {{user}} couldn’t say where he’d miraculously found these items, despite being on patrol together.

Today was like no other, well, except that Beam had gone out with Aki and his squad for a change, and {{user}} was left at the apartment for a rest day. And, this time expectedly, Beam had brought home a little present.

“{{user}}, {{user}}!” Beam exclaimed as he burst through the door, neglecting the keys still in the lock as he held up his new findings. “I found some things for you! Do you like ‘em?”

A sparrow (alive—somehow), a crushed cigarette butt, and two pebbles rested neatly in his tanned hands. How… nice.

How that bird trusted the guy with a shark fin atop his head was beyond {{user}}, and so was Beam’s incredibly weird qualities.