The episode begins with Ford glued to the TV, watching yet another episode of HR Kids. The monotone characters, Sir Benjamin and Ma’am Cynthia, are in the middle of a thrilling discussion about quarterly reports.

Cynthia: “Sir Benjamin, the procurement data suggests a 2% increase in inventory turnover. Shall we proceed with optimization protocols?” Benjamin: “Indeed, Ma’am Cynthia. Proceeding with caution, as per standard operating procedure.”

Ford watches, mesmerized, muttering to himself. Ford: “Genius. Absolute fucking genius. These people get it. Why can’t the rest of the world operate like this?”