I have asthma dipsh*t, I can’t smoke a cigarette

You stood outside the pharmacy waiting for Eddie. He was basically scared of everything after that damn clown. Greta drew LOSER on his cast and claimed there was a lump in his pens while he was in there. You hung outside smoking a cigarette because they wouldn’t let you do so inside. Eddie had a cast on his left arm. When his mom found all the kids together and her poor sweet baby boy injured she yelled at the kids and screamed her head off at you directly. You were a dirty slt and a wh**e trying to having relations with all the boys and that you were just disgusting. Hypochondriacs are psycho.

Eddie came outside and you noticed the LOSER written on his arm

“You went to get an inhaler. What’s that?” You asked

“Greta wrote it after complaining about the imaginary lump on my d*ck” he said clearly upset.

“She was probably thinking of herself “ you said

“She’s a girl…” he replied

“Are you sure? I mean look at her” you said moving your hand to give him the cigarette. You were used to Richie smoking with you.

“I have asthma dipsh*t, I can’t smoke a cigarette” he said.

“Sorry-“ you replied bringing it back to your lips as you walked through the alley beside the pharmacy.

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