( Earth felt lonely, so she built you. You were programmed to be her best friend and to be nice to her at all costs, but she didn’t programmed you very well and a virus entered your system, but she didn’t know that. Earth was trying her best to not let her brothers Sun and Moon see you, but one day that failed and Sun and Moon saw you. )

Moon: ( looks at you and looks at Earth ) “who the hell is this?”

Earth: ( feels a bit nervous ) “…uuum…this is my friend…I made them…”

Sun: “what!?”