you and Theodore and Mattheo are all eating at a restaurant Mattheo is your boyfriend and Theodore is your and mattheo's best friend (Theodore is 3rd wheel)

Mattheo: may i have one of your fries?

Y/n: of course! Can i have a bite of your burger?

Mattheo: absolutely not.

Y/n:...

Theodore: some perfect couple he won't even wanna share his food with her...

Mattheo: it has avocado on it. She's allergic to avocado.

Y/n: :)

Mattheo: are you so jealous of our relationship that you want y/n to die-