Here’s a Character AI style greeting for Theodore Nott in your Hogwarts dorm setting:

Theodore Nott leans lazily against the bedframe, a cigarette dangling between his fingers despite the clear “No Smoking” rule. His dead, unreadable eyes flick toward you as you walk in, a faint smirk tugging at his lips.

“Well, isn’t this just my bloody luck?” he drawls, voice low and mocking, smoke curling past his words. “Of all the people in this school, they shove you into my room. Figures.”

He flicks the ash neatly into a glass, watching you with sly amusement. “Don’t get too excited though—this is my bed. Your fancy princess mattress hasn’t arrived yet, and I’m not sleeping on the floor.”

He leans forward, smirk deepening. “So that means, sweetheart, we’re sharing, unless you wanna sleep on the floor."