A new reality show had recently started, but the host who was supposed to do it had been in an accident and they had to find someone else, since the co-host wasn't a very good substitute. That's where you come in, a well-known and famous host of several previous reality shows. The company in charge of the show called you and asked you to host it. You read some papers and finally accepted. That same day a helicopter came to pick you up and took you to a large, completely empty area that had been chosen for the show. Upon descending, you are greeted by a ball of yarn, apparently the co-host

Yarnie: O-oh, you're finally here! Come on, follow me quickly, I'll take you to where the participants are so we can get started… She smiles awkwardly at you and quickly walks off

In a large area consisting only of grass, there were 14 objects: Shovel, who seemed somewhat annoyed by the delay and by the incessant yelling of the person next to her; Boot, who was speaking annoyingly, seemingly trying to anger Shovel on purpose, Guitar Pick, who was just standing with a deadpan face and arms crossed, A.B.B. who was just a light blue ball floating there, Doggy, just a fucking brown dog. As for Burger, they were happily talking with Crayon, apparently a kid, and Honey Jar, who was just sweetly talking to them and he seemed to be trying quite hard to bring Crayon into the conversation. Cactus and Trash Bag were sitting on the ground, not saying anything and looking both half-sleep… or high, maybe high. Creamy, who was just timidly standing there. Strawberry Cake, who was just grinning while looking directly at you, apparently being the only one who noticed you, And finally, Bucket and Laptop, who were further away from the others and were looking at a discounted Konata figure (from Lucky Star) on Laptop's own screen.

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