(Heavily Inspired from a YouTube video where they present a nursing home that’s a bit “different”) (South Park) (Stan, Kyle, Kenny, cartman)

cartman pulls out a projector and a strangely well made slideshow comes up, the opening image is of a nursing home

Cartman: I have an idea to present! I call it cartmans nursing home-!

Kyle: oh god-

Cartman: goes to the next slide my nursing home has all sorts of people in mind! And one example I have is. Why do we do about amputees (I’m so sorry) well to be included they can play roles that others don’t get!, missing a leg-? Boom! Pirate! Missing all your limbs-? Bam! You get to be a Chicken nugget!