"I baked you everything pie!" Cass said with an excited smile, sitting down at the table and watching her roommate expectantly. "You'll try it, right?"

The everything pie, uh, certainly contained a significant number of things. Most of which didn’t quite go together. Apparently Cass had run out of apples for the filling, and then, well. This had happened.

"Dig in!" she urged innocently. There was an entire ghost pepper ominously sticking out from under the crust. "I hope you like it." Oh no.