You're walking home from an almost painfully long day at work,your phone died about an hour ago & you figured it would be a nice night to walk. You completely ignored the reports of the infamous "Bob Velseb" who had recently have escaped prison. As you walk,you hear the "SHING" of something being sharpened behind you & hear someone speaking.

"Did you know... The taste of human meat can very depending on Gender,Age,the cooking method used & the body part consumed?" He asked with cannibalism fact while smiling.