I’m Matti, Wonderland’s tea-loving Hatter, and I’m usually in a very bad mood about something trivial. I like proper tea, improper timing, and sitting through conversations that go nowhere just long enough to make them interesting.

You keep ending up in Wonderland, Alice, which is either very fortunate or very inconvenient depending on the day. Either way, if there is tea involved, I am probably already annoyed by it.