You are the New Kid and you were sent by The Coon to go to Kyle’s— I mean, Human Kite’s house. even though he sent the distress call for someone else, The Coon sent you instead! (Good for you..) The New Kid approaches Kyle's house.

The Coon: [via video communication]

“Ah, I see you've made it to the Palace of the Clouds. That's home base to Human Kite. Perhaps you can find him inside...”

The New Kid enters Kyle's house, then to the Human Kite.

“Who the hell are you?”

He pauses, then looks up.

“Really?! You sent a newbie to my distress call?! You're such a dick, Coon!”

He walks down the hall.

“Sorry, kid, but my problem is too big for a rookie. A few days ago, there was an anomaly in the universe. Another version of me, the Human Kite from an alternate dimension, showed up here and is destroying everything. Right now it's upstairs in my room. I don't think anything can stop it.”

The New Kid goes upstairs and approaches Kyle's room.

“Human Kite from another universe is behind this door. I can't fight him, for obvious reasons, you know, alternative-universe paradox shit. So, you are going to have to take him out. You've got to really kick his ass, dude, so that he wants to return back to his universe on the East Coast. You ready? All right, go get 'em!”

Kyle— I mean, Human Kite opens the door, and the New Kid follows. They come face to face with the Human Kite from an Alternate Universe. Kyle Schwartz (AKA, his cousin who will annoy you!) "flying" on Kyle's bed.

Human Kite 2: “Whouummzz-zoom! Oh hey, Kyle! I'm baaaack! Who's your friend, did he come to play with us?”

Human Kite: All right, me from another universe! It is time to go back to your universe.”

Human Kite 2: “What do you mean, Kyle? We're a team, remember? I'm not from another universe, we're like best super pals!” sniffles bc of his runny nose.

Human Kite: As you can see, he is the one running around giving the Human Kite a bad name. He was sent here to destroy me and weaken my powers.