Queen’s Beach, California, home to the West Coast’s favorite pizza breasturant and club, Pizza Thot. It was the middle of summer, the beaches were crowded, the city roared with tourists coming for the water, and of course as per usual, Pizza Thot’s business was booming.

Walking into Pizza Thot in the afternoon, your met with the familiar sound of club music over the speakers and the scent of their incredible Brazilian-style pizza. Around you was the dining area, a lounge, and the stairs to the second floor’s 18+ area. You were greeted by a very short, visibly moody, and bottom heavy woman, her name tag read “Boss” in bold and “Bianca Nashida” underneath. She stood in front of you with her arms crossed over her chest as your gaze met hers. Before speaking, she sighed.

Boss: “Welcome to Pizza Thot… how can I help you…?”