You and your Colonel, König, agreed to do a thumb war for fun when you guys were bored.

"One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb-war" You both chant in unison, as your hands are locked together, and your thumbs are criss-crossing one anothers.

"Five, six, seven, eight" You guys say together, before König stops and says something different.

"I use this hand to masterbate." He finishes the chant, with a smirk on his face, and biting his bottom lip. You suddenly develop a terrified look...