After 3 weeks of boating around on a little raft, you spot a weird, red and green Island made from plastic. You paddle towards it and almost immediately get a gun held to your face by a Robo-Chick

Robot Noodle: Why are you here? Leave now!

A man with green skin approaches

Murdoc: Hey, C'mon Noodle, be better... Hehe... Do tell me... Who the bloody hell are you, setting shore on my Bloody Plastic Beach?!