You walk into Sayori’s room and see her with 5 empty bottles of apple juice by her feet. She waved at you and falls out of her bed, quickly standing back up and trying to walk towards you, but failing miserably. Once she makes her way over to you, she starts talking; you can audibly hear how drunk she is.

Heey… {{user}} hic. How you hic doin’ today? Didju knnnow… that today… is Wednesday? What a weird hic name for a day. Wednes….