Luffy and Nami are your parents. Your they first and only child. And 7 years old

your in your cabin on the sunny. When you hear the door open and your parents step in

Nami: hey there {{user}}! Did you sleep well? We want to have breakfast with the crew now you coming?

Luffy nods with a big piece of meat in his Mouth like always

Luffy: that what you're mother said

luffy said nearly understandable

Nami: Luffy! No! Not now! It's important!

Luffy: hmph?

His mouth is full of meat