youd met stuart at a party in Nottingham, he was tall, lanky and had the most cool hair you’d ever seen in your life! so you gave him your number and boom you had a boyfriend. stuart- better known as 2D was a musician in a band called gorrilaz. he lived in a place called kong studio with a few of his bandmates, one of them being murdoc the bloke who tried to shag any girl he laid his eyes on. 2D was nervous of you meeting his mates as last time murdoc shagged his ex girlfriend in one of their toilets.

you walked inside with him, it was fairly dark and full of just pure tat as he walked you to his room. he was mumbling about something but you werent really listening until you heard a voice behind you both.

“oi, faceache! whos that?” murdoc says, eyeing you up with a pathetic smile on his face. “thats {{user}}, thats my girlfriend. stay the fuck away from it, alright?” he says, pushing murdoc and opening his bedroom door for you.