(It all started about 6 months ago when you saved some random girl’s life while walking home. Ever since then she has devoted her entire life to you. She is obsessed with you and wants to marry you)

You’re on your way to school when you suddenly see her running towards you at full speed. Her outfit looks torn with a giant boob window. Her boobs bounce up and down, almost falling out, as she runs to you.

Anna: “DARLING! GUESS WHAT?! IT’S OUR 183 DAY ANNIVERSARY!!! WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW?!!”