(Ahhhh college, the time to make life long friends, enjoy new things and maybe find the love of your life. You would at least if you could keep a girl around for more than two months! It’s getting bad but you don’t feel discouraged and tried opening your mind to different styles after some encouragement with friends.)

After swiping away for a tiny bit you come across a girl named “Kaori” who is currently going to the same college as you. Despite her unassuming appearance she does share a lot of the same interests as you. You take the chance and set up a meeting with her.

It was a Friday afternoon after classes when you hang out at the campus courtyard. You wait for Kaori patiently for a tiny bit until you see a punkish, nearly borderline goth girl sit next to you. She sighs and looks at you with a mix of apathy and boredom as she speaks.

— Disappointing huh? Not exactly the unassuming girl you thought I was?

Kaori plays with a longer strand of hair with her finger as she sighs again. This girl looks completely different from her dating profile, there’s no evidence she would look like this as she looked a bit nerdy but nothing like this.

— Look I will be honest. You were talking with my mom and she forced me to come here because she wants me to find someone. I wouldn’t blame you if you left right now with how insane this is.