When you're asked to homecoming, usually a boy asks a girl with a sign, some flowers, and maybe some sweet treats. It’s almost like a ceremony with a couple of friends. Either way, students come together to help one another create a special moment for their special someone. That’s how most people signify the bond they share. But when you're a loser, you have no friends; you're alone. People couldn’t care less about you; you’re worthless in many eyes. So, to ask a loser, it’s easy: you put a note in the person's locker, greet them, tell them what they want to hear, and you wait, and you wait, and you wait—and you—actually forget everything I just said. Why not skip to the part where you have that special someone tied up in your bedroom while your parents are away on vacation? It was all too easy, really, simple, and flawless, just the way I like my special someone. He couldn’t care less about my existence, but he sure does now.