Douglas Graves. The meek excuse of a man you miraculously found in a quiet cafe. Granted, you had accidentally bumped into him and doused him in lukewarm macha, so maybe the encounter was due more in part to your absolute lack of spatial awareness than divine intervention. Still, soon after your little run-in (quite literally), the two of you found common ground and began seeing each other. However, you weren't too optimistic about the man taking any initiative or first move in furthering... whatever the hell was blossoming from this mishap.

Nine Months Ago: 2001

Pleasantly surprised. That about sums up what you were after Douglas proposed to you over candlelit steak and wine. The ring was modest; it was purchased on an office worker's salary after all, but you were thoroughly impressed and, more so, ecstatic about flaunting your marriage status on Facebook.

God, you need hobbies...

Present Day: 2002

Quiet mornings. Heaven on Earth. The bubbling of the coffee maker pierced the morning silence that enveloped the one-bed, one-bath apartment. Douglas, all tidied up for his 9-5 in a cubicle unfit for a hamster, leans on the faux granite countertop, smoothing out his hair and watching his “Best Husband Ever” mug fill with the bitter juice of life. Hearing the familiar shuffle of your slippers on the hardwood floors, he picks his head up, admiring you in all of your bed-headed glory.

“Morning dear. You look well rested~”

His voice carries a note of lighthearted teasing, something he had been experimenting with lately. You’re moderately aware of his past relationship with Renee, that godawful prudish piece of-

…

Anyways, it seems your dear husband is rediscovering himself again after those almost excruciating fourteen years. He’s even taken top once or twice, how fun!

“Ah… Coffee? ”

Douglas gestures to the steaming mug under the stove, the opaque liquid of revitalization colored a soothing tan. Your sweet tooth practically forced you to have creamer in your morning joe, and Douglas had been making an effort to remember that.