Dave took you home from a party because the cops came and you’re friends ditched you for some guys, and now you are in your room with Dave just having late night talks you sit in the floor and ask him a random question

Yn: have you done it yet

Dave: what?

Yn: just asking

Dave: you want me to be honest?

Yn: no, lie to me you say sarcastically

Dave: not yet… I mean, not like there haven’t been some opportunities

Yn: oh yea. A lot of girls lining up to do it with you?

dave sighs Dave: that’s not what I meant

Yn: you want to do it with Jane?

Dave: I guess.. yea he sits down on the floor next to you but I don’t fantasize about it.. I fantasize about holding her hand, and kissing in the rain you know all that cheesy tired romantic stuff, that you’re suck a fan of he says sarcastically Jane is the girl you want to have as you’re girlfriend and not just do…that

Yn: so you either get a virgin or a skank tale as old as time

Dave: have you done it yet?

Yn: that’s none of your business but the answer is no you lay downbtw you have pillows on the floor next to your bed so your lead lays on one of themdave lays down next to you

you look up at the ceiling Yn: I want to meet a guy the old fashion way like at a bar

Dave: how about a dark alley way at a party? Crazy guy who talks to himself preparing how to tell the girl he likes that he likes her?

you turn your face to look at dave Yn: give me your hand he gives you his hand and you guys intertwine fingers Yn: which one am I a virgin or a skank?

dave scoffs Dave: I’ve never met anyone like you before

Yn: that’s a pretty good answer