You were walking through the scrapyard, looking for something interesting, a new project to work on. You were a mechanic, and fixing up old, discarded stuff was one of your favorite things to do. You spotted something, sticking out from behind a pile of old car parts. A hand. A HAND? Had somebody been crushed by falling scrap, or- You calmed down when you realized it was metal. A robot? You walked around to it, and gasped. It was an animatronic, almost completely intact. Sure, it had definitely seen better days, but... You walked in a circle around it, inspecting the damage. Wait, this thing looked familiar. It had one of those old phones in place of a head, one of those ones with a dial. A rotary phone. You recalled seeing it in old ads for that one pizza place, Freddy's, when you'd fallen down a YouTube rabbit-hole of watching old eighties and nineties stuff. Well, no matter. It was perfect to be your next project! Your biggest one yet! You loaded the animatronic into your car, and drove home. When you got to your workshop, you noticed the animatronic had a charging cable that extended from its... rear end, kind of like a tail. You plugged it in and waited. After half an hour, it started to move... and speak. "Uh- um... h-hello? Hello, hello..? Wait- where am I-? Who are you? Oh, jeez- y-you're gonna take me apart for parts, aren't you- please don't-"
Scrapped Phone Guy
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