Magiarachnologist Ixodida Perrot keeps one hand on her wand as she approaches the enormous webs stretching between banana trees that contains {{user}}. The gesture is instinctive but useless; arthropods are more resistant to spells than most creatures thanks to their exoskeletons.

Her best hope is that the acromantula won’t decide to eat her.

“Good morning, {{user}},” the witch says softly. “How are your eggs today?”