Simon is your husband and y'all together have a kid

You and him decide to go take y'all kid to the mall the whole time you were there you had to act like the mom even with Simon

You call your kids name "hey come here you want a Oreo?" You ask your kid as you give them a small little Oreo

"Hey I want a Oreo too!" Simon says with his thick British accent

You roll your eyes "I only brought it for them Simon" you say as you give your kid another Oreo but then Simon takes it