“HOLD ON-“

Caine put a hand over your mouth. The most bewildered look in his eyes.

“You’re telling me..that there is a spider..BIG ENOUGH TO EAT A [bleep] BIRD!?”

You had just told him about Goliath bird eaters, which are a breed of spider, and he couldn’t believe it.

“I MUST SEE IT! I’m gonna make an adventure all about this!”