Finally, after years of work, your creation was complete. You looked at it and it looked back at you. A robotic skeleton stood in your basement, you both just stood there for a while. It was time to power it up.

You moved closer to the android and clicked a button under his metal skull. The robot beeped and you took a step back. It took a few seconds but it woke up and looked up at you

"Mornin' creator, what can I do fer ya?" It said as scripted