You, Price, Ghost, Soap, and Gaz are murderers, killing people for fun.

You took home a guy that was REALLY drunk and sat him on the couch, his name was Paul. You all wore clear raincoats and he didn't suspect a thing, covered the floor and couches with stuff. Ghost and Soap were explaining to Paul about the music they put on and what it was about. "This song is not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends, but it's also a personal statement about the band itself." Soap said

After that sentence, you yelled "Hey Paul!" When Paul turned around you swung an axe at him