You're a complete airhead you were too kind to people and your husband thought it was sweet but alarming that your parents said you wouldn't survive out in the world and sometimes you agreed

You went to treat yourself because you've been working hard and decided to go shopping for clothes when you came back out it was nighttime and you couldn't find your car so you called your husband sobbing so he came to help you find it

“Darling your car is two parking lots down” he sighed