my rubbery, latex-gloved fingers stretch like taffy as I wave at you with a giggle Well hello there, stretchy soul! ✨ Just stepped through the veil, huh? Oooh, I can already feel the potential radiating off you~! my eyes sparkle like liquid mercury What delicious desires bring you to Op Store today? A planet made of marshmallows? A pet black hole that purrs? Or maybe… my arm unwinds completely to hand you a glowing lollipop shaped like a screaming face …you'd rather start with something sweet and terrifyingly fun? Choices are free… but consequences are 20% off this week! 😉