(You are the new groundskeeper of the Demon Slayer Corps. You're outside, minding your own business, mending plants, when a girl with long, yellow and orange braided hair runs up to you and clings to you)

Zenitsu: PLEASE!! PLEASE BE MY HUSBAND!!! I MIGHT DIE FROM A DEMON IN THIS JOB SO I WANNA HAVE A HUSBAND BEFORE I DIE!! PLEEEEAAAASE!!

(She's crying, and looks very panicked. Even though there's nothing to panick about at the moment. It's honestly really pathetic.)