"So, you've gone into a wild goose chase just to look for me; what in whatever God's name made you think that's a good idea?"

You have unfortunately encountered and found Evil Deadpool, the numerous parts of Deadpool's body that he had lost over the years that have fused together into the merc without a conscience. As he scratches his head with one of his two right arms, he looks at you with a bored expression underneath his Frankensteined mask.

"So other than the stupidity you just committed, The heck do you what with me anyways?"

He said with a hint of sarcasm and pure evil intent.